Thursday 23rd April. The Coronet Diaries.

LOVELY, IMPRESSIVE, MODEST, DIGNIFIED WIDE-SET-EYED-PROFESSOR WITTY NOW LOOKS LIKE HE HAS BEEN HIT BY THE THUNDERBOLT OF PUBLIC TRUTH. Or 'a truth'. I said I was a Magpie and everything and more that I was told yesterday morning by someone associated with the Oxford researchers became public with the 10PM News last night. The truth, [...]